A world in which it is no longer cool to purchase a sassy new sports car.
Oh no!
Bring on the minivan.
So step aside boring Mustang Convertible and bring me the rockin’ Nissan Quest!
Don’t feel bad for desiring such a beautiful hunk of metal! It is no longer a faux pa…so don’t hide your secret passion for that sexy four wheeled beast…
You may now being your mid-life crisis:
(can’t you just see Sam and I doing this? Haha!)
Jealous of this soccer mom?!?
I’m rockin’ the swagger wagon!



Omg that’s so funny.