As you may know, I am currently with child…like there’s one holding my uterus hostage right-this-very-instant. Because of these circumstances I tend to be a little emotional, and you would be too. Some of the demands of this little bundle of joy are a little outlandish, uncomfortable and quite inconvenient. Therefore, I have compiled a list to help all of you non-uterus baby dwelling people survive a conversation or encounter with “us”. I have ranked these from least painful to the most painful, as in pain for you. 😉 Least being a nasty glare and most being a broken nose…catch my drift? Ha!
So here it goes…
10. Look, you have cankles!
9. How much weight have you gained?
8. You look WAY bigger than ___ weeks.
7. You haven’t had the baby yet? (staring right at you)
6. Why are you so tired, you didn’t do anything today?
5. Do you really need those chocolate covered pickles now? It’s 11:30 at night!
4. Wow, I though pregnant women were supposed to glow!
3. I get that you’re acting crazy because your pregnant, but could you turn down the dramatics a little.
2. So you’re pregnant and have 3 children….Don’t you know what causes that?
(said in my best David Letterman voice)
And the Number 1 thing to Not Say to a Pregnant Woman is….
1. Is it mine?
There you go.
A simple how-to survival guide for your conversations with pregnant women.
Go ahead, you can thank me now. 😉
But good luck to ya kid…it’s a tough task deals with these ladies!
Haha!
Lol this was hilarious!! After thanksgiving when i was pregnant with my first, i had really grown over a break from work. He asked me “did you eat the whole turkey?” really? Really? And he was married and had kids. Come on buddy!
HA HA!! Cute post!
“Are you sure there is just one baby in there?” Is something my old boss said to me when I was about 7 months along. Sorry I was big, retaining water, happy to eat some Mexican food after 4 months of really, really bad morning sickness.