I love big bags.
Like I could hide my two year old in my bag it’s so big.
But carrying a big bag comes with great responsibility. HA! You know, Mary Poppins had the same issue, and because of that, I consider it an honor to carry a big bag as she did. Now If I could only pull a coat rack out of my purse…still working on that one.
My husband always jokes about how big my bag is and how much…dare I say it…crap is in it. Blinded my my love for the blessed accessory I would disagree. Until yesterday…when I was at the doctor’s office trying to find some paperwork I needed and ended up having to pretty much dump the entire contents of my purse out just to locate it. (which by the way, I left some important paperwork at the doctor’s office because I forgot to put it back in my purse!) Then I realized I may have a problem.
So hi, my name is Brittany and I am a big bag abuser.
This is my current bag.
Isn’t it gorgeous?!?!
Gotta love silver!
But here’s what you see on the inside.
And this…well this is the entire contents of my purse.
I still can’t believe all of that fit in my bag.
It’s like a black hole!
You may be wondering what is all of that.
Well, I’m glad you asked!
I’m scared to share (haha!), but here it is:
* 2 iPhones
* an iPod
* perfume
* compact mirror
* camera battery charger
* earrings
* bracelet
* nursing necklace
* name badge
* wallet
* eye mask (for sleeping) what?!?!
* diaper
* Chick-fil-a toy
* toy dinosaur
* toy letter “I”
* toy block
* toy ring
* Woody’s toy hat (from Toy Story)
* Paisley’s sock (not the pair, just one)
* Paisley’s comfort blanket
* Paisley’s bib
* Paisley’s hair bow
* check book
* business card case, with cards
* Mary Kay sample colors
* Benedryl
* 3 lip glosses
* Mary Kay pocket lotion
* change (quarter, nickel, penny)
* tweezers
* comb
* little cosmetic bag
* 4 pencils
* 3 pens
* planner
* Bible
* 2 notebooks
* book
* Mary Kay catalog
* 23 random sheets of paper (and or trash)
Oh my goodness, I get severe anxiety looking at that, haha! How did it all fit? I know some of you ladies have the same problems with your purses, right? It’s so easy for them to become the bottomless pit, haha!
So tell me, what all is in your purse now?
But if it looks anything like this then we cannot be friends:
My mom’s bag.
This woman kills me, haha! I must have been adopted! I mean she has a bag within a bag…all so neat and organized. It pains me to even look at her purse, I might die from witnessing perfection. But if you were to compliment her on how organized it is, she’d say…”Well actually it’s a little messy.”
I know, right?!?!
Come on ladies…is it just me?
No shame!
Nope, not just you. I just pulled out a whole stack of papers and empty gum packages from my purse today… that’s as far as I got. I have some pretty random things in mine, too. And my mom’s purse looks EXACTLY like your mom’s purse. She wants to have a cow every time she comes to visit me. God created me to help my mom loosen up a little. 🙂
TYPE B PERSONALITIES; UNITE!!!!
🙂
So as I have begun to age a little and gained two kids…my purse is a disaster area, it should be yellow taped. 🙂 My camera bad on the other hand is a LOT neater. I usually take everything that isn’t of importance anymore and stick it in the reusable bags from the grocery store. I call this my receipt bag…aka…catch all bag.
Brody saw the pic of your purse and said, ” Is that U purse?”
going by the state of your purse, and mine…we could be siblings!!!! i was entertained by what little toys you had in yours! i just cleaned mine today, but found SOO MUCH STUFF, INCLUDING:
44 peices of paper (and/or trash)
2 packs of gum
wallet
camera
6 lipglosses (WTF?! i don’t even wear it!)
cuticle cream
sunblock
lotion
hand sanitizer
rebate card
32 pennies
1 knickel
2 dimes
a small hair brush
a toy wrench
2 soothie binkies
a letter ‘k’ magnet
4 goldfish
1 pacifier holder
2 thomas the train toys
1 temporary tattoo
1 hospital wrist brace
i dont even know how it all got in there!!!!…really!
K, I saw these in Baby Talk magazine, and now you have one, so I gotta ask: What are nursing necklaces??
#1 NOT surprised by your mothers purse at all.
#2 two iphones??? why 2 iphones???
#3 well i don’t really have a purse i’m carrying right now. i have a wallet that goes where i go and my keys.