Growing up my family used to eat at and enjoy this restaurant.
But six years ago things changed.
My mom and I went to Oklahoma for my Theatre scholarship auditions, and we decided to eat at this restaurant before hand.
Everything tasted fine and seemed to okay…so we thought.
But 30 minutes later I was feeling sick!
My mom said it was just my nerves and to try calming down. That didn’t really make sense to me because I had been competitively acting for 3 years, so why now was I this nervous now?
The time came for my audition and the whole time I was trying not to hurl on my future college professors. Thankfully I didn’t. (In case you’re wondering, I did do well enough to get a scholarship!)
After my appointment we knew this was something other than nerves because I was still sick! We ran into Wal-Mart to get a few things and as we were in the check out line I knew it was coming! I asked the cashier if I could use her trash can and she set it out for me. Once she realized what I needed it for she yelled, “No!” and stuck her hand in front of the can…mistake number one lady! I could not stop what seemed all too ready to escape my body…so it decorated her hand, to which she screamed and started crying.
That’ll teach her not to mess with me!
After that mess, I ran out to the car in tears because the lady made me feel horrible and I was so embarrassed.
Traumatizing, I know.
Cut to April 24, 2010…I finally decided it was time to try it again.
My mistake.
It was satan in a Sunday dress!
So to that I say…
So long, farewell,
auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye
— Goodbye!
I’m glad to go…..I cannot tell a lie!
Hey did you notice last time you ate there you were headed to be a bison… And this time, you’re wearing your bison shirt.. Crazy crazy crazy
it saddens me that red lobster went ghetto.. Used to
love that place!
OH MY GOSH! Why the heck did the lady say “no!” and put her hand over the trash can?? And yes, it’s gross to be vomitted on by someone you don’t know and love, but COME ON don’t CRY in front of the poor girl who was obviously sick enough to barf in public!
Brittany, bless your heart!
This makes me nervous…Kev and I LOOOOVE red lobster!