Hijacked Blog Post!

I think ya’ll have heard enough from this crazy lady…and tonight my husband wishes to do his own post.

Gasp!

For Real!

So let’s hear if from the man who has to deal with a crazy wife, two boys…and a girl on the way, and an always seemingly messy house! (which we have witnessed all of these things on this blog)

Sam, babe, it’s your turn for the spotlight!

(who knows…maybe you could do this more often…if the crowd doesn’t eat you alive! haha!)

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Alrighty, how to start this…

[camera slow zoom on an apartment] – cue theme music

*action*

Sam – “I still can’t believe that I lost my Bible, it has all my notes and work from the past 3 years in seminary in it and I don’t know what I will do without it!”

Brittany – “Honey I am sure we will find it somewhere.”

Sam – “Did you ask your parents?  Did you check your car really good?  I remember the last time I saw it was the day that Ethan ripped the cover off of it and I freaked.  Do you remember seeing it after that?”

Brittany – “Sam, that was like 5 months ago, we have asked my parents and nothing, don’t you think its time to give up and get a new Bible?”

Sam – (Knowing it’s a lie) “Britt that Bible was special, it was the perfect size, format, translation… I have looked for a replacement and cant find one anywhere and I need it for class this week!  I don’t know what I am going to do without it.”

Brittany – (Deciding to end the conversation) “Okay Sam, you liked that one at Mardel’s right?”

Scene 2 (in class)

Professor: The case that Tocqueville is making is that Americans struggle with the supernatural and are more doers rather than thinkers.  Lets all go around the room and really delve into this problem with American culture….

[cut to sam’s pocket]

ding…..ding…………ding……ding

TXT: “hey sam does this look familiar?”

Sam(yelling): YESSSS!!!!!!!!

[the entire class turns, looks and sees me staring at my phone……….in class….eek]

Scene 3 (tonight)

Sam – “Brittany now that I have the Bible back I realize that I held it on a pedal stool for reasons that I still agree with, but don’t think are as important any more….and I don’t think it is as cool that I have it back (it only being in my possession for 4 days)

Brittany – “duh”

……thanks honey for supporting my ranting for six months only to now deal with my (also) pregnant wish washy feelings…..